I worked at a terrible KBBQ place before it shut down last year, and I remember the exact guy that left this review. The way he casually dropped the fact that both he and his wife SHIT THEMSELVES IN THE CAR is crazyyyy
by sickpuppysam
34 Comments
ThePhoenixus
Pretty sure thats not how food poisoning works. You dont just start shitting 30 minutes after eating.
qualitycancer
They ruined their car seats 😂😂
gottagrablunch
Food made me shit .. 3/5
Blamebow
Food travels THROUGH their entire digestive system (including the stomach) turns to pure, uncontrollable liquid and squirts everywhere. All in under 30 minutes! Sure!
Electrical-Spirit-63
Surely wasnt what they ate 30 minutes prior that made them shit the entire car. Food poisoning can take sometimes up to a week to hit.
Wolfenbro
Yeah, if they were a public health officer in a different jurisdiction, and therefore couldn’t close the place down themselves, they’d still absolutely have the ability to call that in to their local colleagues.
Obvious bull-diarrhea is obvious
ConclusionWorking
A cleansing bout of Di is at least 2 stars from me.
clitter-box
*bul goki* and *kimchee* 😂 paul chiles is an idiot!
Turd_Wrangler_Guy
Man that’s like 3x faster than the most instant laxative.
If food made you sick 30 minutes after eating, wouldnt you puke, not shit your pants?
7itemsorFEWER
How is nobody calling out bul goki?
Quick-Bat-8500
3/5 lol
fathersmuck
I call BS on him being a health inspector. Health inspector would have turned right around after seeing the signs it was poorly managed. And that is only the inspectors that are still ok eating out even though they have seen some shit. Health inspectors I have known don’t eat out.
UsualCardiologist655
I’m not here to pick a side but as someone with a good metabolism I do be shittin 30–45 mins after a nice meal.
HypertensiveK
Things never happened for $1000 Alex
hauntedbyfarts
I once ate some tripe that was pretty cold and puked/shit my brains out all night after I got home. Left a bad review but then my gf got it a day later and we figured it was viral at that point.
ander594
Food poisoning does not happen in 15 minutes.
strxwberrytea
bul goki and kimchee is killing me
Cheesecake_Delight
So let me make sure I’m getting this: 1. He complains about the authenticity of the food, but can’t spell any of it 2. He claims to be a health inspector, yet chose to eat at a place they knew to be below standards. 3. He claims to be a health inspector, but doesn’t even know the difference between IBS and actual food poisoning 4. Claims he would shut it down if it was in his jurisdiction, but instead of filing a complaint he just posts about it online Hmmm…
How was the food tasty if the kimchee was spoiled?
New-Dimension-6556
I once shit out whole spinach leaves from the salad bar about 20 minutes after I ate them. Made it to the john but it was close.
AnnaNimmus
Ah yes, everyone knows that food poisoning sets in within a half hour, how legitimate
Bitcracker
Wtf is a bul goki? Ass head can’t spell
optimistic9pessimist
The only Diarrhoea this guy had was the verbal kind….
FruitSuckerPunch
lol it’s obviously a shitty lie
lampsslater77
I shit my pants in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant once while walking to my car. Wasn’t the last time I ate there, the food is def still tasty. Just an unlucky personal day.
RagieMcWagie
Bro I hate it when my picked preserved cabbage spoils, but when it does I save it for public health officers
mikeymo1741
You would think a public health officer would know that it doesn’t hit you that fast after you eat.
patt
If I’m approaching a helicopter for a tourism flight, and one of the doors falls off as I approach, I won’t get on board. You don’t need the doors to fly, but there’s definitely an indicator of a problem.
If I enter a restaurant and they’re not getting the easy things right in FoH, I don’t eat there. They don’t need clean tables to make good food, but dirty tables are a strong indicator that things are systemically falling apart.
According_Jeweler404
Went from 0-60
Relevant_Grass9586
MariachiArchery
Are they trying to say ‘bulgogi’?
Also, side note: I’ve been eating this papusa’s recently, and omg they are soooo good. I think I have had them 4 times in the past 2 weeks. God damn they are amazing. Also, for 3 of them with curdito, rice, and beans, its like $14. And, I’m in San Francisco, so that is like, really *really* cheap.
Anyways, every time I eat them, I almost shit my pants. Diarrhea every time, like, surprise diarrhea. But, its totally worth it.
>”Like I said before, your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Sure, it’s a ‘play you pay’ sort of an adventure, but you knew that already, every time you ever ordered a taco or a dirty-water hot dog,”
Nothing wrong with a light splattering of the bowl.
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Pretty sure thats not how food poisoning works. You dont just start shitting 30 minutes after eating.
They ruined their car seats 😂😂
Food made me shit .. 3/5
Food travels THROUGH their entire digestive system (including the stomach) turns to pure, uncontrollable liquid and squirts everywhere. All in under 30 minutes! Sure!
Surely wasnt what they ate 30 minutes prior that made them shit the entire car. Food poisoning can take sometimes up to a week to hit.
Yeah, if they were a public health officer in a different jurisdiction, and therefore couldn’t close the place down themselves, they’d still absolutely have the ability to call that in to their local colleagues.
Obvious bull-diarrhea is obvious
A cleansing bout of Di is at least 2 stars from me.
*bul goki* and *kimchee* 😂 paul chiles is an idiot!
Man that’s like 3x faster than the most instant laxative.
If food made you sick 30 minutes after eating, wouldnt you puke, not shit your pants?
How is nobody calling out bul goki?
3/5 lol
I call BS on him being a health inspector. Health inspector would have turned right around after seeing the signs it was poorly managed. And that is only the inspectors that are still ok eating out even though they have seen some shit. Health inspectors I have known don’t eat out.
I’m not here to pick a side but as someone with a good metabolism I do be shittin 30–45 mins after a nice meal.
Things never happened for $1000 Alex
I once ate some tripe that was pretty cold and puked/shit my brains out all night after I got home. Left a bad review but then my gf got it a day later and we figured it was viral at that point.
Food poisoning does not happen in 15 minutes.
bul goki and kimchee is killing me
So let me make sure I’m getting this:
1. He complains about the authenticity of the food, but can’t spell any of it
2. He claims to be a health inspector, yet chose to eat at a place they knew to be below standards.
3. He claims to be a health inspector, but doesn’t even know the difference between IBS and actual food poisoning
4. Claims he would shut it down if it was in his jurisdiction, but instead of filing a complaint he just posts about it online
Hmmm…
Dine n splash
It makes me really uncomfortable how many people here actively work in kitchens and are totally unaware that [Staph](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/digestive-disorders/gastroenteritis/staphylococcal-food-poisoning) hits fucking FAST.
How was the food tasty if the kimchee was spoiled?
I once shit out whole spinach leaves from the salad bar about 20 minutes after I ate them. Made it to the john but it was close.
Ah yes, everyone knows that food poisoning sets in within a half hour, how legitimate
Wtf is a bul goki? Ass head can’t spell
The only Diarrhoea this guy had was the verbal kind….
lol it’s obviously a shitty lie
I shit my pants in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant once while walking to my car. Wasn’t the last time I ate there, the food is def still tasty. Just an unlucky personal day.
Bro I hate it when my picked preserved cabbage spoils, but when it does I save it for public health officers
You would think a public health officer would know that it doesn’t hit you that fast after you eat.
If I’m approaching a helicopter for a tourism flight, and one of the doors falls off as I approach, I won’t get on board. You don’t need the doors to fly, but there’s definitely an indicator of a problem.
If I enter a restaurant and they’re not getting the easy things right in FoH, I don’t eat there. They don’t need clean tables to make good food, but dirty tables are a strong indicator that things are systemically falling apart.
Went from 0-60
Are they trying to say ‘bulgogi’?
Also, side note: I’ve been eating this papusa’s recently, and omg they are soooo good. I think I have had them 4 times in the past 2 weeks. God damn they are amazing. Also, for 3 of them with curdito, rice, and beans, its like $14. And, I’m in San Francisco, so that is like, really *really* cheap.
Anyways, every time I eat them, I almost shit my pants. Diarrhea every time, like, surprise diarrhea. But, its totally worth it.
>”Like I said before, your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. Sure, it’s a ‘play you pay’ sort of an adventure, but you knew that already, every time you ever ordered a taco or a dirty-water hot dog,”
Nothing wrong with a light splattering of the bowl.
Asian food always makes you shlits